Unlike human weddings with their gifts of Paper, Cotton... Silver... Gold etc, apparently all Bee wedding anniversaries are designated Honey Anniversaries — which I suppose makes gift-buying a lot simpler...and cheaper!
Wilson organised a party in the garden, and after a lot of music, waggle-dancing and booze Tiny Toy gave a very funny speech.
Well, I say 'speech,' but basically it was a lot of one-liners told in very quick succession:
❝WELCOME, everybody, to Polly and Billi's THIRD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!
❝Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his mother cooked.
❝Always remember you’re unique... just like everyone else.
❝I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
❝My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
❝Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
❝I went to the corner shop — bought four corners.
❝A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
❝I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
❝I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant. My naan had slipped into a korma.
❝If you don't know what introspection is – you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
❝We know the location of the Big Apple, but do we know where the Minneapolis?
❝They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for...
❝Thank you! Thank you! I've been Tiny Toy, and you've been a wonderful audience! Happy Anniversary, everyone! Goodnight!❞
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