GUEST BED

As we proceeded through the maze that is IKEA I began to fear not that we would meet the Minotaur, but rather that we would never see daylight again. 

Wilson, however, was unstoppable. Each new room set was met with gasps of wonder and delight – I dread to think what he'll find in the Marketplace area that he simply can't live without! 

The next thing he discovered, as we entered the Children's Furniture Zone, was a small bed with a tent-like canvas canopy over it. 

W was smitten: 'We've GOT to get this, New Dad — it would be perfect if my friend Dennis ever comes to stay!' 

I was tempted to enquire where we'd put a guest bed if the guest bedroom were converted into W's study... but I thought better of it. I'd prefer that plan was forgotten about altogether. 

I needn't have worried, though, as he was distracted by the sight of a sign pointing to the Restaurant ➔