CHANGE OF DIRECTION

Antony, Wilson's Musical Director for Antsy Malone — The Musical, has become bored and disillusioned by the lack of progress on the aforementioned production.

He says that so far there are more posters than songs, and unless Wilson puts in some more effort he will be directing his creative skills elsewhere.

In fact, he has already started composing some Football Chants and Songs for the Bees' fledgling footy team, Uckfield Bees. 

They're not quite 'Three Lions' or 'You'll Never Walk Alone' but they're not bad... for a toy anteater!

He's in the dining room trying them out on TT — in a style more reminiscent of Nat King Cole than a footy crowd — while channeling Liberace, judging by the candelabra!

Here's one of Antony's Football Anthems:

❝Have you seen the Uckfield Bees?

They fly with the ball between their knees!

They play with all their heart and soul,

Then drop the ball inside the goal!❞

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This morning on The Danny Baker Show (BBC Radio 5 Live) Danny said that he'd recently trapped and killed a Hornet! Everyone is afraid it might have been Uncle Zoltan. 

I've emailed the show to ask, but received no reply as yet...