POSTER ADVERTISING

This morning Wilson asked to be driven into the village, so he could show me his Antsy Malone poster in situ. 

I have to admit it looks very fine, but when I asked how much it costs to have a poster displayed in a Bus Shelter, he was strangely evasive.

I'm guessing that either I'll find out the cost when my VISA bill arrives, or the people responsible for Bus Shelter advertising are blissfully unaware that it's there...

Dave the Pig is VERY excited — he has been cast as Reporter No. 2 in Antsy Malone — The Musical! 

While Reporter No. 2 isn't a major character, it IS a speaking part!

Also, Billi has asked Wilson to knit some tiny football jumpers for her team.

I'd be very surprised if his knitting skills are up to that, and in any case he's devoting every waking minute to writing the libretto for Antsy Malone – The Musical.

Moreover, he is deeply sceptical of Bee Football even being A Thing, believing it to be something Billi hallucinated...