FLASHDANCES

Wilson has given up on his mission to create new colour and, having decided that his future lies instead in Musical Theatre, is writing a libretto for a Musical Show which he intends to send to Ms Julia. 

It's apparently called FLASHDANCES WITH ANTS which is quite a clever title, I suppose, combining as it does Flashdance and Dances With Wolves — although I am assured no wolves are involved.

Alex Owens (played by Wilson) is a handsome young anteater who works a day job in a steel mill and dances in a bar at night. 

When Alex discovers that his beautiful lady boss, Nikki Hurley (to be auditioned and chosen by Wilson), is both interested in him and supportive of his performing career, he renews his efforts to get accepted into Ms Julia's prestigious Dance School. 

Wilson is prepared to play the title role, although he says he'll need a 'body double' for all the dancing. And the singing. However, he says he is quite willing to do all the kissing scenes with his 'beautiful and well pretty' Leading Lady.

Also he says there should be a lot of lady dancers wearing very short skirts on-stage most of the time.

Antony (Musical Director) is working on the score with a Stylophone from Wilson's Museum (we'll gloss over the Rolf Harris connection at this point) while Tiny Toy (Publicist/Promoter) dozes until there is something for him to publicise. Or promote.