NISSAN

I've been wondering who might be the target demographic for Wilson's Ant Report, because I couldn't think of anyone who needed — or would be even remotely interested in — that kind of information. 

When I asked him, he gave me a withering look and sighed in the manner of someone addressing a child. Or an idiot. 

He explained, in a tone of voice that suggested he was repeating something which he had told me MANY times before, that such information is like gold dust to anteaters all over the world in the run-up to National Ant Day — which, as it happens, falls this Sunday.

So now I know!

In other news, I have received a phone call from the local NISSAN Dealership, confirming my appointment for tomorrow. 

I know absolutely nothing about this, but the young man who called sounded very nice, and as I didn't like to disappoint him I agreed to go.

Still no news of Uncle Zoltan.