THE ANT REPORT

Now I understand what an 'alternative media platform' means —  Wilson has decided to host his Ant Report on the Blog instead of on broadcast tv, since it will cost him nothing... although with a readership significantly below the 5 Million viewers Sky News had promised.

Out of idle curiosity, I asked Wilson where he was getting the data for his Ants Report, and he said he was using AI. 

'Artificial Intelligence?' I asked, greatly impressed by his resourcefulness. 

'No,' he replied, 'Anteater Intuition — it never lets me down! Well, not often, anyway...'

At least with all this going on, plus the search for Uncle Zoltan still in full swing, Wilson has been distracted from thoughts of his Winter Holiday!