PERSONALISED PLATES

As soon as we returned home Wilson decided that I'd waited long enough and it was time to fit his main Xmas gift to me — the personalised number plates — to the car.

I feel sure there must be some sort of legal formality to be observed when changing one's number plate, but Wilson assures me that all I need is a big tube of No More Nails. 

Plus some nails, 'Just to be on the safe side!'

While we were fitting it, Wilson mentioned that he'd thought about getting a numberplate of my name, GR43ME, but decided I'd prefer one showing his name instead...