HURRICANE ANGUS

As Hurricane Angus swept across Southern England, Wilson emerged from his bedroom/study [AKA the tumbledryer] to check for storm damage.

In the garden he surveyed a scene of what he later described as 'utter devastation' and gravely intoned, 'This looks like an insurance job, for certain!'

After lunch, he sat with me in the living room to try out some of his 'Chase' questions on me for 'difficultness' before submitting them to The Chase.

'Okay, New Dad, you've got to imagine I'm Mr Bradley Walsh!' He squinted with one eye to simulate poor Bradley's conjunctivitis, and asked, 'To go out with seven thousand pounds, which of these books is William Golding famous for writing?

'A: Lord Of The Ants,
'B: Lord Of The Flies, or
'C: Lord Of The Spiders?'

     To be continued...