MELLOW ZEBRA

Wilson is a bit disappointed that his half-brother Byron can't come to stay with us until next week, so to cheer him up I've taken him into Brighton to visit the BA i360 — the biggest moving observation deck in the world. 

(Not a word to W about how it got stuck halfway up for two hours last week — he's a nervous traveller at the best of times!)

The i360 is impossible to ignore — at 500ft high, it's the first thing you see on the seafront — but Wilson was initially much more interested in something at ground level: a zebra playing a Yamaha organ! 

There was a sign next to him saying that he was saving to pay for his wedding. 

W was very impressed, saying that he would probably try that when he'd finally proposed to Ms Caroline Catz and fixed a date for his wedding. 

Once I'd explained that the 'zebra' was actually a man in a zebra suit (which Wilson at first refused to believe) he grew even more excited, as it had apparently given him a 'Totes Boss Idea!'