WRITING A JOB APPLICATION

You may be aware that the UK is now in the grip of a heatwave — Wilson is certain that's due to him, since it started immediately after he posted a weather forecast chart predicting exactly that!

On the drive down to Newquay W dozen a lot of the time, but he was awake for a news bulletin announcing that since Boris Johnson has been appointed Foreign Secretary [no, I don't believe it either!] he has given up his column in the Daily Telegraph from which had previously trousered £275,000 per year.

As soon as we had booked into the hotel Wilson ran up to our room and logged-on to the the hotel's Free Wi-Fi with his iPad and started composing a letter to the Telegraph's Editor applying for Boris' recently-vacated job.

Since Wilson didn't go to Eton (or, indeed, any school at all) I don't suppose he'll get the job — but I honestly think he could do it!

Still, if he doesn't get the Telegraph gig, there might be a career waiting for him at the Met Office...