THE TRUTH ABOUT ANTS

Wilson has written both his jokes in his Jokes Book, and left a spare page in case he ever thinks of another one.

He has decided to use the rest of his book to write a blockbuster best-selling novel: 

     THE TRUTH ABOUT ANTS
     — All Ants Are Not The Same

This will be a Winston Graham style sweeping epic, spanning many generations and exposing long-kept family secrets to the light of day.

He's in the dining room now with Antony (Literary Agent) and Tiny Toy (Barista and Pencil Technician) complaining of Writers' Block.