TASTE TEST

In the best scientific tradition, Wilson is carrying out an experiment to test his thesis that all food tastes better when eaten at what he still calls (in spite of evidence to the contrary) his 'Formula 1 Racing Engine' picnic table.

He has prepared two identical Brussels Sprouts, one to be eaten in the kitchen, the other at his picnic table in the garden.

His conclusion is that his proposition is: FALSE.

As soon as he'd rinsed his mouth out, he told me that, wherever they were eaten, Brussels Sprouts taste like (to quote the late Paula Yates) The Sperm of the Devil!