THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES ... IN REVERSE

Wilson gathered everyone in the dining room and gave a short speech about the evils of wearing fur that wasn't actually growing out of your own body, announcing, 'I would rather go NAKED than wear another animal's fur!'

After a brief, but dramatic pause, he pulled the cord to part the drapes.

The curtains were rent in two, and the room was filled with the sound as of a rushing, mighty wind as all present gasped.

'But it looks just like you ALWAYS look!' Johnson Major cried...
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Wilson has asked me to point out that there are TWO versions of his photo, because of Facebook's well-known objection to nipples: in the first photo he is COMPLETELY naked, whereas in the second he has concealed his offending parts. 

He urges anyone who is easily offended NOT to look at the first picture.

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Today's FURbruary Task Suggestion: Don't Nag your Anteater to take Showers!