After lunch today I dozed off in the living room, and had the strangest dream!
I dreamed that Lewis Hamilton had parked his Formula 1 racing car outside the house and was pouring me a coffee from the exhaust pipe!
Awaking with a start, I found Wilson staring intently at me! We locked eyes, and I couldn't seem to look away...
I think he's practicing his old 'mind control' thing again, to persuade me to spend £8000 on a new 'V8-style' coffee machine for him.
That clearly isn't going to happen, but if you take my advice, I'd try to avoid looking too deeply into his eyes today.
Not around the eyes... into the eyes... d e e p into the eyes...
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Today's FURbruary Task Suggestion: Caress a Cow!
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