I AM OVERWHELMED!

It was quite late last night when Wilson finally called me into the kitchen to present me with my FURbruary Gift — a water cooler converted into a WINE CHILLER! This is the coolest thing EVER!

'Happy FURbruary, New Dad!' he shouted, handing me a glass of wine and proceeding to demonstrate the machine's many wonderful features.

'Look, you see this extra tap? That dispenses hot mulled wine! And clipped to the back, there's an Ant Dispenser, so you can easily make your own ant-and-wine cocktails!'

Then he reassured me that I shouldn't worry about the price, as he'd sold his telescope on eBay at a tidy profit. 

'I said it had been previously owned by Sir Patrick Moore!' he confessed cheerfully...

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Today's FURbruary Task Suggestion: Support a Sloth!