EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BEES

Wilson's research into the source of Faux Fur is being disturbed by The Bees who, following their brilliant launch of FURbruary, are insisting that they should have their own month.

They want to call it BEEcember.

Wilson has told them that a Bee Month would be 'Entirely inappropriate,' and in any case, as they're perfectly well aware, there is already a Bee Day in August. 

The Bees were quite cross about his attitude so he (wisely, I think) refrained from making any jokes about Bidets.

'Whatever next?' he grumbled (once the Bees were safely out of earshot). 'Goldfish Day? Adopted Ladybirds Day? Talking Stones Day?'

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Today's FURbruary Task Suggestion: Tickle a Tarantula!