SHOCKING NEWS!

While surfing the internet in search of Gourmet Ant Recipes, Wilson was shocked to come across a News Site headline: 'GIANT ANTEATER KILLS TWO HUNTERS IN BRAZIL.'

I think what distressed him most was that he'd mis-read the headline and thought it said 'Giant Anteater Kills Two Hundred in Bristol!' I pointed out his mistake, and he said, 'Well that's something, I suppose — I've got friends in Bristol!'

Still, this marks a pretty disappointing start to Furbruary — that was meant to raise anteater and sloth awareness. In a positive way, not like this.