GAME OF WORDS

One of Wilson's friends has told him how to contact the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He Tweeted him last night, and the FSM has Faved his Tweet, but not yet replied.

W says that's 'Totes understandable, 'cos His Noodlyness must be v. busy administering a whole religion,' and has settled down to work on his new Family Card Game.

He's sitting in the living room with a huge dictionary, and keeps asking me very taxing questions. 

Questions like, 'New Dad, what is that 18th Century word that means a person who receives an annuity?' 

Or, 'New Dad, can you think what the word is that describes a law or contract drawn up by deed?'

This sounds like a VERY DIFFICULT card game, and I don't know how much fun it's going to be...