LIGHTNING TOUR

On our last day on the Isle of Wight we drove round the island looking briefly at all the beauty spots we hadn't had time to visit previously, then headed on to Cowes ('Cowes you cannot milk!' as Wilson reminded me) and boarded the ferry back to the mainland.

As we were leaving, another ferry passed us going the other way, and W remarked sadly that he wished we were just arriving instead of departing. 

I tried to cheer him up by reminding him of all the exciting things he could do back in Uckfield:
• The new Card Game he's invented,
• The new Kitchen to see,
• Telling everyone else about his holiday,
• Halloween,
• Fireworks Night,
• Xmas…

'Okay, New Dad,' he interrupted me — fortunately, as by then I'd suggested everything I could think of — 'Let's get going!'