STORM IN A TEA CUP

Wilson has decided his first ride at the fair will be on the Teacups, a sedate amusement for younger children. 

He said that this is to relax him before he does something VERY BRAVE which he will find EXTREMELY DEMANDING. 

'I shall be facing my deepest fears, New Dad!' he whispered to me in a grave voice. 'But I think I'm ready for it. I HOPE I'm ready for it. But first I need to prepare myself for the arduous task ahead. On the Teacups Ride…''

His announcement has made me almost as nervous as him — I dread to think what he's going to do…