DOCTOR WHO [SPOILER ALERT!]

We got back to the hotel, ran up to our room, said a brief Hello to Antony and TT and settled down in front of the tv, just in time for the Dr Who opening titles.

For the first few minutes everything went well, the only interruptions being the constant chant of 'What's happened?' from Tiny Toy.

Then, following the Snake Man transformation scene and the appearance of the Daleks, Antony started crying — which set TT off as well — and they both had to be comforted.

The last straw, though, was when Clara (who Wilson secretly fancies) was killed by the Daleks.

It took the entire contents of the mini-bar, including the nuts, to calm him down…