A Gap in the Market

As we drove back to Shanklin, Wilson told me of his newly-formulated plan to open a Finishing School. 

'Dennis gave me the idea, New Dad,' he explained, 'with his urbane mien and cool deportment. I would like to be urbane  and cool myself, and I bet LOADS of other people would too, so there's a real Gap in the Market. As soon as I am urbane and cool, I shall fill that Gap!'

I hope that doesn't mean hordes of ill-behaved animals coming to the house… Still, I'm pleased that Wilson wants to improve himself — it will do wonders for his prospects when he grows up!

And I don't really mind coming second to an anteater in a zoo as a role model — it helps to keep me in my place...