27/06/2015

Wilson's secret vice

The Bees shuffled their feet for a minute, looked around to ensure that we were not being overheard, then reluctantly admitted that they too were concerned about Wilson — to such an extent that they'd considered giving him a bottle of their precious Royal Jelly as a tonic.

I asked them what they thought the root of his problem might be, and Billi replied immediately, 'It's that Interweb thing! He spends all night on it, so he never gets any proper sleep!'

This was a revelation to me — I'd noticed he checked his email a lot, but I'd had no idea it had become a problem. From now on I shall keep a close watch on his night-time activities, and make sure he gets out in the fresh air and sunshine more. 

To change the subject to a happier topic, I asked them about their Guest Blog next month, and they're both very excited about their Facts Of Life Part Deux post. Apparently Polly has found an old photo of herself in her Bee Princess frock, taken just before she took part in the Bee Beauty Pageant, which she's looking forward to showing everyone. 

That's worrying news about Wilson, though — I really hope he isn't sexting his friends or joined Tinder


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