My ace card suggestion for our last night on holiday was: Ten Pin Bowling!
Wilson was gratifyingly enthusiastic about this idea and immediately challenged me to a Best-of-Three tournament, which I accepted.
W said that he was hot and his sugar levels were low and before embarking on this important contest he needed a boost.
He ran off to a Slushy stand and asked for an Ant Slushy. He was very surprised to learn from the lady who worked there that they didn't have any Ant flavour Slushies, and indeed that she thought they sounded 'Horrid!'
In compensation for this egregious omission he blagged a lot of extra drinks decorations, and as he walked away tipped some dried ants into the lurid mixture, stirring them in with a plastic flamingo swizzle stick.
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