Yesterday Wilson ordered a 'Mystery Box' of fabric dyes on eBay — I think he was a bit hurt by my describing his new curtains as 'the horriblest things I've ever seen' so he had the dyes sent Express.
Not only did they arrive before breakfast, W has already dyed the curtains a livid magenta colour, and re-hung them!
He asked me if I thought they looked better now. To avoid having to give an honest answer, I asked him what all those magenta streaks running down the kitchen wall were.
He confessed that in his haste he hadn't read the instructions, and it was possible he hadn't rinsed and dried the curtains quite enough before he re-hung them… but he was sure the bees would have a Top Tip for getting stains off wallpaper.
I hope he's right about that; Billi said she 'hadn't got a Scoobie', and Polly is still in the hive with Uncle Zoltan…
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