Today Wilson revealed his 'Scientific and Taxonomic Breakthrough' — it is a "Periodic Table of Ants." Allegedly.
W pinned it up on his noticeboard in the kitchen so it was easier to work on, but impressed on me the need for total secrecy.
'Dr Rosalind Franklin invented DNA, but those rascals Watson and Crick pinched it from her and won half a Nobel Prize each!' he explained. 'I don't want anyone nicking or sharing my Nobel Prize!'
A little later he told me that he was being extra careful not to go outside the lines with his colouring-in, as he was young enough to compete for the Turner Prize too, and was feeling 'Well confident'…
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