Letter of complaint

Finally, after literally hours of speculation and excitement, Johnson Major and Johnson Minor tore open their parcel. 

It's difficult to say what happened next, as everything in the room disappeared in a cloud of whiteness! There was much coughing and laughing as the boys played in the snowdrift of what turned out to be talcum powder.

A little later, while the boys still threw the dusty white powder at each other and ran around in the mess, Wilson found a note that had accompanied the pot of talc: it was a letter of complaint addressed to Messrs. Johnson & Johnson, grumbling about the 'inadequate packaging' of their product.

W tossed the missive aside, sighing, 'I suppose I'm going to be the one who has to Hoover all this up...'