Snow White

By the time Snow White ended the living room looked like a battlefield, with soft toys passed out all over the floor!

Polly and Billi administered small doses of Royal Jelly to everyone for the shock, and Wilson enquired whether anyone would like an ant poultice.

Even W himself was taken by surprise at how scary the film had been, and he's looking for a no-win no-fee lawyer willing to take on the Disney Corporation in a Class Action for "emotional injury". 

If that fails, he says he's willing to sue the British Board of Film Classification for mis-categorising it as suitable for children. 

The youngsters, however, are gradually recovering from the trauma… and I think they're quite enjoying the attention!