First Class Accommodation!

Having inspected the first-class cabins, I decided that I wouldn't have wanted to spend three months on board travelling to Australia.

When we saw the magnificent Saloon, however, Wilson exclaimed, 'This is more like it!' and sat down at the banquet table, got out his Sea Pass (which he rarely travels without) and waved it in the air, calling, 'Bar Service, please! Bar Service!'

While he was waiting for the Bar Service That Never Arrived, he let slip that he had asked Father Xmas for everyone in Uckfield to get a kazoo, so he can start a Kazoo Orchestra.

The Galley and Bakery were right next door to the Saloon, and for some reason were extremely smelly. W said he'd mention this to the Steward once he found him.