While we were driving back from the supermarket this morning, Wilson suddenly shouted for me to stop the car! As soon as I'd done so, he jumped out and stood regarding the local Spud-U-Like franchise, deep in thought.
'Do you want a baked potato?' I asked him. 'We can have spuds here if you like.'
'No no no!' he replied. 'But it's given me a brilliant idea — a total gap in the market!'
As we drove home, he began to expound his plan for a chain of fast-food restaurants called, wait for it, Pud-U-Like. These would cater for people who like dining out, but only like dessert.
'People like you, New Dad!' he exclaimed, rather unkindly I thought. 'You are exactly Pud-U-Like's dream demographic!'
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