Printer repairs

So, how are you getting on with your Free Business Cards? 

(If you missed them, you can download them from here: http://antwars2.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/free-gift.html)

Feedback from Wilson's friends suggest they're good for:

 • Playing Snap

 • Cake Decorations

 • Using as Pretend (or Fraudulent) Credit Cards

 • Building Houses of Cards

 • Playing Top Trumps

 • Swapping With Your Friends (if you have any friends)

and not so good for

 • Playing Contract Bridge

Wilson hasn't been able to print any himself, due to his breaking my printer by gumming up the printheads with home-made perfume. He's in the kitchen now, trying to repair it. 

There's no shortage of advice, but little sign of success so far.