No win, no fee

'We were researching the Pud-U-Like name online, like you said,' Billi gasped out, flushed and breathless, 'and it's already taken! It's being used by a company in Yorkshire!'

'They make Yorkshire Puddings with Exotic Fillings!' Polly added.

Wilson's response was immediate: 'Okay, bees — find me a cheap on-line no-win no-fee solicitor and we'll sue for infringement!'

The bees both looked at me for confirmation, but I shook my head.

W threw up his arms in despair, declaiming, 'This is a calamity!'

I think only a holiday will cheer poor Wilson up now…