10/09/2014

Wilson bravely puts his past failures behind him...

I suggested to Wilson that maybe he could assemble some more clocks, but he told me he's 'more of an Ideas Person' and better at delegating than doing. I left before he delegated me to clock-making duties.

A little while later he called everyone into the kitchen for an important announcement. 

Once we were all assembled he told us that he was very disappointed with the production figures for his new Mk2 WASTE clock, but had decided to put that behind him and move on. He would be putting the one completed clock on eBay with a starting bid of £250 to finance his new invention. With a dramatic flourish he then produced a magazine and asked us all to sniff it. 

It smelled strongly of VOC inks and recycled paper. 

Tiny Toy complained that it made him feel dizzy.


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