Lyn, one of Wilson's Facebook friends, suggested that he might like to take part in Friends of the Earth's Great British Bee Count. Since this would involve a lot of sitting around in the garden he embraced the idea, grabbing his iPad and making himself comfortable in the sunshine.
Polly, Billi and Johnson came over to see what he was up to, and W immediately counted them: 'One, two Hairy-Footed Garden Bees — check!'
Outrage ensued as Billi said she wanted to be described as 'Young, pretty with luxuriant fur, fun-loving and GSOH.'
'And in a relationship!' Polly added, pointedly. 'Also, definitely NOT hairy-footed!'
'Oh no,' Billi agreed, 'NOT hairy-footed. We both shave our feet weekly and before we go clubbing!'
They both then demanded to know why W hadn't included Johnson in the count.
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