Offside!

I thought I knew what was coming next, but I was wrong. 

W continued. 'So I want to ask you, New Dad, to ask everyone who reads your AntWars2 blog to tell a friend about it. That way you will double your readership!'

'So twice as many people appreciate my writing?' I asked.

'So twice as many people will learn about my new Winter And Summer Timekeeping Equipment clock when I reveal it later this week!'

'Offside!' shouted Tiny Toy as he lay on the ground feigning an injury. 

TT has clearly been watching too much World Cup on tv — I must get Wilson to have a word with Antony about that.