This morning Wilson assembled everyone, even Diesel the Goldfish, in the kitchen to unveil his new invention, his Winter And Summer Timekeeping Equipment clock.
Everyone gazed admiringly as he explained how it worked. Boiled down from Wilson's 40 minute presentation: in the winter you tell the time using the grey numbers, while in the summer, during Daylight Saving Time, you use the blue numbers and you never have to put the clock forward or back an hour! That's it — simple.
Everyone nodded and agreed that it was very interesting, but honestly no one in his audience ever bothers with clocks or telling the time.
W was a little bit disappointed not to have had a call from Radio Five Live's Breakfast Show for his hero Nicky Campbell to interview him about his clock.
He ruminated for a minute before declaring, 'Tomorrow. They'll probably call tomorrow.'
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