I was awoken this morning by Wilson's muffled cries of 'Go away! I'm busy!'
Stumbling from my bedroom to see what was going on I was most surprised to see a queue outside the bathroom door. Surprised because Polly and Billi have their own bathroom in the hive and because Wilson is well known for his dislike of water — the only time he ever uses the bathroom is when he pretends to shower to stop me nagging him about washing.
Eventually the door opened a crack and W's head emerged.
'What is it?' he demanded tersely, 'What do you want?'
Polly replied that they needed to speak with him on a matter of some urgency.
W replied, 'Wait for me in the kitchen and I'll come down when I'm finished!' before slamming the door.
His muffled voice then added, 'You could make some coffee while you're waiting, if you like.'
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