24/05/2014

Wilson receives some disturbing news...

Wilson has been quite subdued since visiting his mum. 

I asked him how his confession had gone and he said that before he'd broached his lack of millionaire-hood with Mrs V. he'd told his Big Sister, Andrea, what he was about to do. 

She took him to one side and advised him, 'Don't say anything about that to your mother, Mrs Vermilingua — there are things you don't yet understand.' 
'What don't I yet understand, New Dad?' he asked me, plaintively.

I said I had no idea and asked whether Andrea had elaborated on this? 
'She just said, "When you're a little older, Boo!" Really, I'm seven years old now, and she still calls me by my baby-name!'

This mystery has made him understandably tense.


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