Wilson has just pinned up a photograph of the lovely Nina Morato on his noticeboard, next to his Eurovision Voting Chart.
I've done a little research of my own, and Ms Morato is now a serious film star and stage actor. Also, she is now almost 50 years old — I can't accept that she would be a suitable partner for a seven-year-old anteater. I've told W this, but he will brook no objections, saying that he will write a formal letter of proposal to her as soon as he can find her email address.
This so reminds me of Pictures Of Lily, the Who song about a young boy infatuated by the long-dead Lily Langtry. It cannot end well.
Also on his board I spotted a note headed, 'What to do about Mrs V.' I asked him about this and he said he'd had an idea…
Wilson asks me to remind you that today is Lost Sock Memorial Day — and what better way to celebrate than with a pair of ODDSIES! Non-Matching Socks?!
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