With the wedding now barely a week away, Wilson consulted his timetable and told me that it was time to give the bees "The Talk" and he was a bit nervous about it.
'The Talk? What Talk?' I asked, not taking his meaning.
'Yes, The Talk! THE Talk — You know, New Dad,' he rolled his eyes briefly, 'The Facts Of Married Life Talk!'
'Oh, the sex talk!' I replied.
'No, I was thinking more about budgeting, housekeeping, generating strong passwords, safe use of public Wi-Fi, things along those… hang on, SEX? What ABOUT sex?'
No comments:
Post a Comment