This morning Wilson and the bees gathered around his iPad in the kitchen to choose a new date for the wedding. W has quite a busy schedule so it's not as easy as you might suppose.
Gradually I noticed W staring blankly into space, oblivious to his surroundings. Suddenly he jumped down from the table and ran off to the tumble dryer, calling back to the bees, 'We'll do the calendar later! I must write this idea down before I forget it!'
He would not give me any details, but did confide that it was the 'most coruscatingly amazing brainwave I have ever had, ever! It's a genuine moment of Satori — I am enlightened!'
This bears all the signs of being another bizarre and totally improbable money-making scheme. Once again, I fear the worst.
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