Wilson was up early this morning, saying that he wants to do up the garden ready for the wedding. To this end he apparently 'needs' to go to the garden centre to buy some new gardening tools.
In addition to a new spade, fork, trowel, kneeling-pad, secateurs and a load of other unexpectedly expensive gear, he bought a flowering cherry tree in pot and a lot of wild flower and herb seeds.
He also bought a Mothers' Day card, remembering that he hadn't yet sent a card to his Mum, Mrs Vermilingua.
'This isn't the year to upset Mrs V!' he opined, 'Not with the news I've got to break to her on my birthday...'
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