Wilson writes to the Mayor of London

While Wilson was in London, he suffered an embarrassing mishap when he accidentally stepped in some dog poo. 

'It was just lying on the pavement!' he told me, 'Just lying there. It was disgusting, and I got it all over one of my back paws!'

He is now writing a letter to the Mayor of London Boris Johnson, with copies to the Prime Minister, the Home Office and the Department of Health, complaining about the state of London's streets, and offering his services in implementing what he calls a 'foolproof but relatively inexpensive solution.'