Polly-B has just rushed in, very excited, to tell Wilson that she's managed to arrange a ticket for him to be in the audience of the Jeremy Kyle Show.
He told her that he couldn't be doing with that right now, due to rehearsals.
'Anyway,' he asked, 'how will I publicise my book if I'm just in the audience?'
'Wear a sandwich board saying "Postcards From The Zoo" is a brilliant book, and I wrote it!"' Polly-B replied.
W regarded her for a moment, then retorted, 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
I think he was a bit torn, though, as the Jeremy Kyle Show is one of his favourites.
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