The Stones

'The Rolling Stones are appearing at your nightclub?' I asked, stunned. 

'No, no, no! Well, yes. Um, well, no. Not exactly. Not The Rolling Stones, more just "The Stones" — I've been writing some more songs: "Little Red Ant", "Hey, You, Get Off of My Ant", "I'm a King Ant",'

He paused to gauge my reaction before continuing. 

'"As Ants Go By", "Street Fighting Ant", "Walking the Ant", "Under My Ant." Because I've written all the songs myself The Rolling Stones won't get a penny and the Performing Rights Society can't touch us — we'll get to keep ALL the money! Sweet, no?'