04/08/2013

Sex questionnaire


When Wilson spoke to Jonny B (or Polly, as she still may be) it turned out that the bee had no idea whether s/he was a male or a female, having been too busy working to have given it any thought. However, s/he said s/he was very in touch with her feminine side. 
He told her it all came down to whether s/he felt more like a Worker or a Drone; a Polly or a Jonny B
Wilson's only paradigm for questioning people is crime drama he's seen on tv, and I felt at one stage the interview was going a bit like a scene from The Bill, with W trying to play Good Cop and Bad Cop at the same time. Then it turned more Dragnet when he actually used the words, 'We just wanna get the facts, ma'am!'
Throughout the interview, W has stared the little bee in the eyes while s/he buzzes nervously.  


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