Wilson has had a word with the earwigs. It turns out they're a very nice family, but their teenage children spend all their time in their rooms playing Heavy Metal instead of doing what earwigs do. Whatever that is.
Unwilling to evict a young family, W offered to install soundproofing — as long as the earwigs start paying him rent. The Mother earwig was enthusiastic, but the Father pointed out that he'd have to start working extra shifts earwigging to pay for it.
Halfway through negotiations, Wilson suddenly exclaimed 'Oh!' and ran off towards the house shouting, 'It's alright, I'm coming!'
Seems he'd forgotten that he'd put Antony and Tiny Toy in the fridge during the height of the heatwave.
CHECK THIS OUT!
July has been a very busy month for Wilson Vermilingua OBE!
I've just uploaded the latest monthly volume of Ant Wars II: July 2013 so you can catch up on anything you've missed.
Please tell all your friends, as it is Wilson's stated ambition for his life story to be, as he puts it, "As Popular as a Summer Heatwave!".
You can download it or read it online at:
http://issuu.com/friendlydragon/docs/ant_wars_ii_july_2013
http://issuu.com/friendlydragon
Photographs of the lovely WILSON are by Tamanduagirl at
http://www.livingwithanteaters.com/ and are used by kind permission.
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