Celebrity Big Brother

No sock shopping again today, as Wilson didn't want to be too far from the telephone. I asked him about this and he said, 'I'm half expecting a call from Channel 5. Celebrity Big Brother starts this evening and they may need me if one of their lesser celebs pulls out at the last moment.'

He went on to explain that while he had no wish to appear on CBB he wanted to decline politely and in person. 'When you're a celebrity, such as myself, it doesn't do to burn your bridges with the Media, you know — you should remember that if you ever get famous, New Dad!'

While waiting for the phone to ring he found time to write some more songs. Today's crop includes 'More than Ants', 'In Every Dream Home an Ant' and 'Ants Are the Drug.'

I have to say that the tunes all sound strangely familiar. As do a lot of the words...