In spite of hating water (he thinks I don't know he only pretends to shower) Wilson is quite fastidious about his personal hygiene. He will use only Wright's Coal Tar Soap, for example, and his favourite brand of aloe vera-impregnated toilet tissue.
As a luxury he treated himself to a new brand of moist wipes: Andrex Kids' Fun Watermelon Fragrance Moist Wipes. He was very disappointed in them, storming out of the bathroom complaining that they weren't fun at all!
I tried to calm him down by asking whether they were any less fun than his usual brand, but he said that moist wipes are never fun! It was only when I pointed out that he'd bought them two-for-the-price-of-one that he agreed not to fire off a very stiff email to Andrex.
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